Diva Cooking 101

Divas cook gorgeous things that are fabulous enough to share with friends and family. They just don't cook much. Every diva needs a few, easy signature dishes to get by. Are you a diva cook?

Divas cook while listening to Billie Holiday, Muddy Waters, or the Rolling Stones.

Divas cook while sipping Champagne, Chardonnay, or a martini.

Divas cook with a feather boa draped around their shoulders.

While cooking, divas nibble gin-soaked olives or Champagne-saturated strawberries.

Divas cook while wearing an apron that says, "Tomorrow is another Chardonnay."

A diva's favorite breakfast is last night's appetizers.

Divas don't stress over particular amounts in any recipe. Glugs, plops, and handfuls are accurate enough.

Divas can cook with boas because diva recipes do not require many steps. Still, the food is fabulous.

Showing posts with label dessert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dessert. Show all posts

Sunday, June 28, 2015

Frozen Pumpkin Mousse Pie

Rich, sweet, healthy--or at least not too unhealthy.  These are things divas adore.  This mousse pie is another.  And easy.  Really easy.


Frozen Pumpkin Mousse Pie

1 can pumpkin

Cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg to taste

1/3 cup brown sugar

4 cups vanilla frozen yogurt, softened

1 graham cracker pie crust

Mix the pumpkin with the spices.
Add the yogurt.
Mix well and pour into pie crust.
Freeze for a few hours.
Move to refrigerator 20 minutes before serving.

 Make it a meal:  Dessert is a meal, darling.

Wine:  Coffee with Irish cream



Saturday, January 11, 2014

Homemade Irish Cream

Two things a diva looks for in a recipe:  delicious and easy.  I am so excited about this recipe.  It is divine!!!  At first sip, I found it a tad strong.  By the third sip I was in lust.  My man better watch out. 

Homemade Irish Cream

1 cup whipping cream (you can use light cream if you don't want it as rich, but divas desire rich)

14 oz. sweetened condensed milk

1 2/3 cup Jameson Irish Whiskey (or a lesser brand if that's the sort of non-diva you are)

2 swirls of coffee flavored liqueur (if it's not Irish, this diva is not picky about the brand)

2 swirls of chocolate syrup

1 tsp. vanilla

1 tsp. almond extract

Just put it all in a blender and mix it for 30 seconds.
I stored mine in an empty (cleaned out) vodka bottle with a screw cap.
Shake before using.

Saturday, May 12, 2012

Mini Mocha Muffins

So I'm having more fun with my mini muffin pan.  This time it's chocolate.  These darling bite-sized treats are wonderful.  Mix up a batch or two, since they freeze nicely.  Pop them out as company comes by.  You'll be the diva with the most-est.

And apparently, as you are mixing the egg and butter, if you put it all in the microwave to soften the butter a little and the egg solidifies a bit, it's still okay!  These came out great.

Mini Mocha Muffins

1/3 cup coffee

1 package quick-cooking oats

3 tablespoons butter, softened

1/4 cup sugar

3 tablespoons brown sugar

1 egg yolk

1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

1/2 cup all-purpose flour

1 tablespoon baking cocoa

1/2 teaspoon baking powder

1/8 teaspoon baking soda


1/2 cup  chocolate chips

In a pretty mixing bowl, smoosh butter and sugars. 
Stir in egg yolk and vanilla. 
Stir in oats and coffee. 
Add the flour, cocoa, baking powder, baking soda. 
Stir in chocolate chips.  
Fill greased miniature muffin cups three-fourths full. 
Bake at 350 degrees for 15 minutes or so.

Make it a meal:  Serve after a lovely brunch of Mini Frittatas (see recipe) and Chicken Meatloaf Muffins (See Recipe).

Wine:  Cabernet Sauvignon


                             

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Red Velvet Brownies


These are not only divine tasting, they are divine LOOKING.  I adore anything red velvet.  Cupcakes, cake, bed sheets...With the red bodies and white frosting, these end up looking like little Santa brownies.  I use dark chocolate for health reasons--antioxidents and such--but white chocolate chips are decadent, too!  Enjoy, my busy divas!

Red Velvet Brownies

1 box Red Velvet cake mix



1 stick butter, melted


1 egg


1/2 cup water


1 cup dark chocolate chips

buttercream frosting

Mix egg, butter, water in a bowl.
Add box mix, stir until the ingredients are combined.
Add chips and pour mixture into a greased 9x13-inch baking pan.
Bake for 40-45 minutes at 350 degrees.
Let cool before frosting.

Make it a meal:  Serve after Slow Cooked Pork with Stuffing (see recipe).

Wine:  Cabernet Sauvignon or Shiraz





























Sunday, September 4, 2011

Easy Pear Cobbler



Dieters beware! This recipe contains real sugar and an entire stick of butter. My friend, Diana (see Super Fast Potatoes), dropped off about a dozen pears from her family's fruit trees. What to do? My first thought was to eat them as is, but a dozen? I'm just not that healthy.

Easy Pear Cobbler

2-2 ½ cups pears, chopped

2 cups sugar, divided

1 stick butter

¾ cup flour

2 teaspoons baking powder

1 teaspoon cinnamon

¼ teaspoon salt

¾ cup milk

1 egg

Mix pears with 1 cup sugar in a pretty bowl and set aside.
Put butter in 2-quart casserole and place in 325° oven until melted.
Combine all dry ingredients, (don't forget the remaining 1 cup of sugar), and mix well.
Whisk the milk and egg; slowly combine with dry ingredients to make a batter.
Pour over melted butter; DO NOT STIR.
Spoon pears over the batter; DO NOT STIR.
Bake at 325 degrees for 50-60 minutes, or until nicely browned and pears are tender.
Serve hot or cold.

Options: Serve with vanilla ice cream or whipped cream.

Make it a meal: Serve after a light lunch of Antipasto (see recipe)

Wine: Riesling



Friday, July 1, 2011

Two Ingredient Muffins

Once again, my friend Karyn has found a keeper. No eggs, no butter, no extra sugar. These come out moist and divine. I use dark chocolate devil cake mix. I'm told spice cake mix is nice, too.

Two Ingredient Muffins

Cake Mix

Pumpkin or Squash Puree

Mix.
Put in greased muffin tins
Bake at 350 degrees for 15-20 minutes.

That's it!

Make it a meal: Enjoy after Chicken Sausage Pasta with Pesto and Spinach

Wine: Cabernet Sauvignon

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Green Apple Bake

You don't have to make this with green apples. I did, because when my mother and a friend went to Italy for two weeks, my father dropped off a dozen green apples and any other produce my mother left behind, saying, "It will just go bad."

(photo by Matt)

Green Apple Bake

Filling

5-6 green apples, diced

3/4 cup sugar

3 Tbs. brown sugar

1 tsp. vanilla extract

1/4 cup hot water

cinnamon to taste

nutmeg to taste

6-7 slices butter

Topping

1 cup flour

1/4 cup sugar

1/4 cup brown sugar

1 tsp. baking powder

1/4 tsp. salt

2 Tbsp. butter

2 eggs

1/4 cup milk

1. In a pretty bowl, combine all filling ingredients except butter and toss to coat.

2. Pour this into a pie dish that has been sprayed with Pam or something.

3. Place butter slices on top.

4. Prepare the topping by mixing it all in another pretty bowl.

5. Mix until smooth and drop on top of the filling as evenly as possible. This will spread as it cooks.

6. Bake at 350 degrees for 30 minutes.

Options: Serve this with with vanilla ice cream or whipped cream. I do both. Too much is almost enough for this diva.

Make it a meal: Serve after a sumptuos meal of Chicken Sausage Pasta with Pesto and Spinach (see recipe)

Wine: Champagne

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Oven-Baked Apples

Many recipes I see for baked apples call for the apples to be peeled. I prefer the skins on, in this case, because I like the crunchy texture next to the soft, baked fruit. Sometimes a diva likes skins off, but not here.

I cannot resist this dessert in the fall with the variety of apple types. If there is anything a diva knows about, that's variety. If there is anything a diva fails at, that is resisting dessert. Add resisting variety. Indeed, a diva craves variety.

Oven-Baked Apples

5-6 medium to small apples, diced
¼ cup brown sugar blended
½ tsp. cinnamon
2 squirts lemon juice
½ stick melted butter
½ cup golden raisins, (soaked in rum for 30 minutes optional)
¼ cup pecans, crushed

Toss the apples in a bowl with sugar, cinnamon, lemon juice, and melted butter.
Add raisins and pecans.
Let sit 3-4 minutes while the oven heats and absorb flavor.
Pour apples into baking dish and bake at 425 degrees for about 30 minutes.
Apples are done when apples are tender but hold their shape.
Serve as is or with heavy cream, sour cream, whipped cream, Greek yogurt or ice cream.

Make it a meal: Serve after a lovely harvest meal of Butternut Squash Pasta (see recipe)

Wine: Chardonnay or Pinot Blanc

Monday, June 21, 2010

Broiled Apricots

Divas know that dessert doesn't have to be super sweet to be good. It just needs to be simple to make...and good. This dish is a fabulous way to get one of your servings of fruits in!

Broiled Apricots

apricots, halved and pitted

brown sugar

ground ginger (just a touch)

butter

Place apricots cut side up on a baking sheet.
Sprinkle each with the brown sugar and ginger.
Put a dot of butter on each.
Broil 2-5 minutes.
Serve with whipped cream or ice cream.

Make it a meal: Serve after you put away the Chinese take-out.

Wine: Champagne

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Decadent Chocolate Cakes


Since the cakes can be made ahead of time, this dessert is not only elegant, but easy. Your guests will be impressed with the presentation. Even the skinny bitches won’t be able to resist the triple chocolate delight. Watch them dredge their fingers across the crystal for every last decadent taste.

There is no reason you cannot make the cup cakes from scratch. I just don’t.

Switch things up and use half dark chocolate chips and half white chocolate, or see below for more options. Use a scoop of ice cream if necessary.

Decadent Chocolate Cakes

1 box of your favorite chocolate cake mix

1 ½ cups of dark chocolate chips

1 jar of store-bought hot fudge sauce

1 can or container of whipped cream

Make the cup cakes according to directions.
Add the chocolate chips to the batter.
Pour into greased muffin tins.
Bake according to directions.
My Betty Crocker box says 20-25 minutes.
Let cool.
Put one cake each into a stemmed goblet.
Top with heated hot fudge and whipped cream.

Options: Besides the white chocolate suggestion above, try crumbling Oreos into the batter or using a favorite crushed candy bar such as Butterfinger or Heath bar.

Wine: Cabernet Sauvignon or coffee with orange liquor such as Grand Marnier or the cheaper Gran Gala

Friday, December 12, 2008

Chocolate Pots

This chocolate dessert is so rich, I serve it in tiny espresso cups. Lord knows I never serve espresso in those little cups. That machine is baffling. I serve this with whipped cream and butter cookies on the side.

Chocolate Pots

1/2 cup cream (I use half and half)

3 1/2 oz. chocolate (I like dark)

1 egg yolk

generous splash of brandy

2 knobs of butter (as Jamie Oliver calls them)

Heat the cream in a saucepan, then add the chocolate.
Stir until the chocolate is melted, then remove from heat.
Stir in the egg yolk.
Stir in the brandy.
Pour into espresso cups.
Serve with a dollop of whipped cream.


Make it a meal: Serve after Crock Pot Portuguese Chicken

Wine: Cabernet Sauvignon, Zinfandel, or Irish Coffee

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Baked Apples

Play around with the amounts to adjust sweetness. I read one recipe where you prepare the apples and cook them all night in a crock pot. You awake the next morning to the smell of apples and cinnamon and then eat them for breakfast. That diva’s got it all over me!

Baked Apples

4 large apples

½ cup brown sugar, firmly packed

small handful raisins

a bit of cinnamon

a sprinkle of nutmeg

a squeeze of honey

2 pats of butter

Wash and core apples, then remove a strip of peel around the top of each apple.
Place in a 2-quart shallow baking dish.
Combine brown sugar, raisins, cinnamon, nutmeg, and honey in a small bowl.
Fill the center of each apple and dot with the butter.
Add just enough water to baking dish to cover the bottom of the dish.
Bake, uncovered, at 350 degrees for about 40 minutes, or until apples are tender. Serve warm with a dollop of sweetened whipped cream or ice cream.

Options: Substitute honey with maple syrup, add pecans, try craisins

Make it a meal: Serve with granola for breakfast.

Wine: Champagne

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Ginger-Carrot Bread

Kids won’t eat their carrots? They’ll devour this bread. Better still, you don’t need to peel or grate a single carrot for this easy bread. It also freezes well. Make it on a rainy afternoon and pull it out for a holiday get-together. Another idea is to wrap it well in plastic wrap and tie a pretty ribbon on it for a gift.

Ginger-Carrot Bread

¾ cup sugar

1/3 cup vegetable oil

2 eggs

1 ½ tsp. vanilla

1 cup carrot juice

1 ½ cups flour

3/4 tsp. ginger

2 tsp. baking powder

½ tsp. salt

Coat a loaf pan with cooking spray.
Mix sugar, oil, eggs, vanilla, and carrot juice.
In a separate bowl, mix flour, ginger, baking powder, and salt.
Add the flour to the egg mixture.
Pour batter into loaf pan.
Bake at 350 degrees for 45-55 minutes.
Cool before diving in.

Options: Add chopped walnuts or chocolate chips

Make it a meal: Serve with coffee and presto! Breakfast is served.

Wine: Chardonnay or Riesling

Friday, October 24, 2008

Pumpkin Bread

This comes from my newest favorite food blog: My EpicStyle. Click on the sidebar below and go right there. The author, Brian, writes, "Check out this great Pumpkin Bread recipe from Pirtle Winery. It is a great gift to give for any reason. If you wish, use 4 small loaf pans. Wrap in Saran wrap and add a ribbon and it will be so appreciated. Everyone loves something good from the home oven." (photo by Crysti)

Pumpkin Bread

1 can of pumpkin
1 cup pecans or walnuts (chopped)
1 cup vegetable oil
3 cups sugar
1/2 tsp salt
4 eggs
1 tsp. nutmeg
1 tsp. cinnamon
2/3 cup water
3 and 1/3 cups flour
2 tsp. soda

In a very large bowl add all the ingredients. Blend as much as you can
with a large spoon and then get your hand mixer out. Mix very well. Pour
into a prepared Bundt pan. Bake for 1 hr at 350 degrees.

Thanks, Brian!

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Chocolate Dipped Milano Cookies





This little diva went to the market. And when she did, she picked up cookies.

Mia’s favorite food is watermelon (pink food). Her favorite thing to do is anything her big brother is doing. She likes making up the rules, running the show, and demands a lot of attention—all behaviors I encourage. A diva after my own heart!

Chocolate Dipped Milano Cookies

Any Pepperidge Farm Milano cookies (Mia likes original, I like raspberry)

Chocolate sauce

Jimmies

Heat chocolate sauce and pour into a cute custard dish.
Put jimmies into a matching dish.
Dip the ends of Milano cookies into the sauce first, then the jimmies.
The next step depends on you.
Mia: bite right away, then double dip.
Chardonnay Queen: Arrange on a pretty plate and serve to your guests. When no one's looking, double dip.

Make into a meal: Serve with milk, followed by popcorn and a movie.

Wine: Mia’s too young to drink wine.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Wine Poached Pears

This is such an elegant presentation. I recently served this to friends after we dined outside under my white and pink lighting that are draped all over the porch. It was a sweet, fruity, gorgeous treat. Everyone was impressed. (photo by David Blaine)

Wine Poached Pears

4 pears, skinned with stems intact

1 liter burgundy

1 c. sugar

1-2 cinnamon sticks

4 whole cloves

4 whole coriander

1 tsp. all spice

Arrange pears, on their sides, in bottom of Dutch oven.
Cover with remaining ingredients and simmer about 3 hours or until pears are slightly tender.
Turn pears several times as they are cooking.
Remove and chill pears.
Reduce sauce to thicken.
Serve pears by pouring a few tablespoons of sauce on a dessert plate.
Dribble sauce over each pear.
Serve with a dollop of whipped cream or a small scoop of vanilla ice cream.

Wine: Sherry or Prosecco depending on your mood, of course, divas are always in the mood for anything sparkly including wine!

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Panna Cotta Martini with Blueberry Compote

This dessert is beautiful. It does take a little more time than most of my recipes, but quite worth the effort. You can serve this in little dessert dishes, but martini glasses are so much more appealing.

The recipe has two parts. It is very important that each part is cooled before you put them together in a martini glass. Otherwise you won't get the lovely layering effect.

Panna Cotta Martini with Blueberry Compote

For the compote:

1/4 cup water

2 tbsp. sugar

1 1/2 cups fresh blueberries (raspberries or blackberries work, too)

For the panna cotta (Italian for cooked cream):

1 3/4 cups buttermilk

1 envelope of powdered gelatin

1 1/4 cup cream

1/4 cup sugar

1 tsp. lemon juice

1/2 tsp. vanilla extract

First make the compote by combining the water and sugar in a saucepan and cook over medium heat.
Add 1/2 cup of the berries and cook for 3 minutes, stirring and smashing the mixture.
Remove from heat and stir in the rest of the berries.
Divide evenly among 506 martini glasses.
Chill well.

Next the Panna Cotta:

Pour the buttermilk into a mixing bowl.
Sprinkle the gelatin over the milk and leave for 1 minute, then stir. Set it aside.
In a saucepan, stir the cream and sugar until it boils. Remove from heat.
Pour the hot cream mixture over the buttermilk. Add lemon juice and vanilla. Stir.
Let buttermilk cool to room temperature.
Pour buttermilk atop compote and chill entire dessert for 2 hours.

Garnish with a dollop of whipped cream or a mint sprig.