What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? ~ W. C. Fields
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it. ~ Anonymous
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. ~ Ernest Hemingway
Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance. ~ Benjamin Franklin
I have lived temperately....I double the doctor's recommendation of a glass and a half of wine each day and even treble it with a friend. ~ Thomas Jefferson
I think it is a great error to consider a heavy tax on wines as a tax on luxury. On the contrary, it is a tax on the health of our citizens. ~ Thomas Jefferson
If your heart is warm with happiness, you'll need a glass - if sorrow chills your heart, have two! ~ Hannu Lehmusvuori
Remember gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for, its Champagne!
~Winston Churchill
Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilized. ~ Andre Simon, "Commonsense of Wine"
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to a lack of wine. ~ Anonymous
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days. ~W. C. Fields
Good wine is a necessity of life for me. ~ Thomas Jefferson
Alcohol, if taken in sufficient quantities, can give one the illusion of drunkenness.
~Oscar Wilde
Consuming wine in moderation daily will help people to die young as late as possible. ~ Dr Philip Norrie
Wine is the thinking person's health drink. ~Dr. Phillip Norrie
Three are the things I shall never attain--Envy, content and sufficient champagne.
~Dorothy Parker
If a life of wine, women and song becomes too much, give up the singing.
~ Anonymous
This is one of the disadvantages of wine; it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. ~Samuel Johnson
Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right. ~Mark Twain
I have enjoyed great health at a great age because everyday since I can remember I have consumed a bottle of wine except when I have not felt well. Then I have consumed two bottles. ~ A Bishop of Seville
Plant no tree sooner than the vine. ~Alcaeus, 580 BC
I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. ~ W.C. Fields
You haven't drunk too much wine if you can still lie on the floor without holding on. ~ Dean Martin
No one that has drunk old wine wants new; for he says, "The old is nice." ~ Luke 5:39
Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages. ~ Louis Pasteur
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? ~ Cardinal Richeleu
What is better than to sit at the table at the end of the day and drink wine with friends, or substitutes for friends? ~ James Joyce
Wine is bottled poetry. ~ Robert Louis Stevenson
Whenever a man is tired, wine is a great restorer of strength. ~ Homer, The IliadIn water one sees one's own face;
But in wine one beholds the heart of another. ~ French proverb
May our love be like good wine, grow stronger as it grows older. ~ Old English Toast
Eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart. ~ Ecclesiastes 9:7
The wine had such ill effects on Noah's health that it was all he could do to live 950 years. Just nineteen years short of Methuselah. Show me a total abstainer that ever lived that long. ~Will Rogers (1879-1935)
Where there is no wine there is no love. ~ Euripides
To us and people just like us! ~a Killington, VT toast
Pour a glass of Chardonnay and try these elegant, yet easy recipes for those of us who WON'T spend hours in the kitchen each night.
Diva Cooking 101
Divas cook gorgeous things that are fabulous enough to share with friends and family. They just don't cook much. Every diva needs a few, easy signature dishes to get by. Are you a diva cook?
Divas cook while listening to Billie Holiday, Muddy Waters, or the Rolling Stones.
Divas cook while sipping Champagne, Chardonnay, or a martini.
Divas cook with a feather boa draped around their shoulders.
While cooking, divas nibble gin-soaked olives or Champagne-saturated strawberries.
Divas cook while wearing an apron that says, "Tomorrow is another Chardonnay."
A diva's favorite breakfast is last night's appetizers.
Divas don't stress over particular amounts in any recipe. Glugs, plops, and handfuls are accurate enough.
Divas can cook with boas because diva recipes do not require many steps. Still, the food is fabulous.
Divas cook while listening to Billie Holiday, Muddy Waters, or the Rolling Stones.
Divas cook while sipping Champagne, Chardonnay, or a martini.
Divas cook with a feather boa draped around their shoulders.
While cooking, divas nibble gin-soaked olives or Champagne-saturated strawberries.
Divas cook while wearing an apron that says, "Tomorrow is another Chardonnay."
A diva's favorite breakfast is last night's appetizers.
Divas don't stress over particular amounts in any recipe. Glugs, plops, and handfuls are accurate enough.
Divas can cook with boas because diva recipes do not require many steps. Still, the food is fabulous.
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
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