Chardonnay’s Favorite Quotes on Food & DietingI never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. ~Mae West
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure. ~Mae West
I've been in more laps than a napkin. ~Mae West
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning. ~Mae West
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. ~Mae West (At least I think she was talking about food!)
Go to the "all you can eat" and "all you can regret it later" buffet. ~Maxine
When one hosts a dinner party, it is essential that all the place mats match or, at the very least, that they all come from the same restaurant. ~Maxine
Nothing in the world is quite so entertaining as pouring old milk into new containers before having guests over. ~Maxine
Entertaining in your backyard? The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who's muscular and shirtless. ~Maxine
I'd eat more fruits and vegetables if they tasted more like microwaved burritos. ~Maxine
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart. ~ Erma Bombeck
The 2nd day of a diet is always easier than the 1st. By the 2nd day you're off it. ~ Jackie Gleason
Never eat more than you can lift. ~ Miss Piggy
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
~ Wallace Irwin
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