Diva Cooking 101

Divas cook gorgeous things that are fabulous enough to share with friends and family. They just don't cook much. Every diva needs a few, easy signature dishes to get by. Are you a diva cook?

Divas cook while listening to Billie Holiday, Muddy Waters, or the Rolling Stones.

Divas cook while sipping Champagne, Chardonnay, or a martini.

Divas cook with a feather boa draped around their shoulders.

While cooking, divas nibble gin-soaked olives or Champagne-saturated strawberries.

Divas cook while wearing an apron that says, "Tomorrow is another Chardonnay."

A diva's favorite breakfast is last night's appetizers.

Divas don't stress over particular amounts in any recipe. Glugs, plops, and handfuls are accurate enough.

Divas can cook with boas because diva recipes do not require many steps. Still, the food is fabulous.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Squash with French Herb Butter

This isn't really a joke. It just never occurred to me to make squash any other way than mashed with margarine--the way my mother made. The flavor possibilities are endless once you think about it.

Squash with French Herb Butter

1 butternut squash cut in half lengthwise

a few pats of French Herb Butter (see recipe)

Hollow out the seeds.
Put herb butter into the hollowed-out space.
Bake at 350 degrees for 45 minutes to an hour.
Scoop out of skin, mash a bit, and serve.

Option: Substitute Parsley Butter, Rosemary Butter, Sage Butter for French Herb Butter. Thyme and butter work, too.

Make it a meal: Serve with a simple rack of lamb and roasted potatoes with snow peas as a side dish.

Wine: Shiraz or Châteauneuf-du-Pape to go with the lamb

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Tomato, Cucumber, & Feta Salad

Here in my hometown, the Greek-Americans are celebrating "Gledi." In honor of my Greek neighbors, I am making this versatile dish. These ingredients are in season, so this should taste especially fresh.

Tomato, Cucumber, & Feta Salad

2-3 cucumbers, chopped

2 tomatoes, chopped

1/2 red onion, chopped

2 hard-boiled eggs, sliced

basil

salt & pepper

1/2 cup feta cheese

Dressing

3/4 cup olive oil

1/4 cup balsamic vinegar

For the salad, just mix all the ingredients together in a pretty bowl.
For the dressing, mix and pour over salad.

Option: Add Kalmata olives, chopped

Make it a meal: Serve with your favorite gyro.

Wine: Greek wine is truly awful. Try a nice Cabernet Sauvignon.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Turkey Meatloaf with Mushroom Wine Sauce

Granted, meatloaf does not sound elegant or sophisticated. Yet, add a WINE mushroom sauce, and we're back on track. This diva cannot mix raw meat with her hands (number one--gross and number two she pictures bits of raw meat hanging from her emerald rings--horrifying)so she uses a wooden spoon or a man. Both work great. The latter also serves as a pepper, onion, and garlic chopper.

Turkey Meatloaf

1 lb. ground turkey

1/2 cup seasoned bread crumbs

1/2 onion, chopped

1/2 green or red pepper, chopped

1-2 cloves garlic, chopped

1 egg

2-3 splashes Worcestershire sauce

1/4 tsp. dry mustard

1/4 tsp. cumin

Mix all the ingredients together and smoosh into a loaf pan.
Bake at 350 degrees for 45 minutes to an hour.

Mushroom Wine Sauce

olive oil for sautéing

6 oz. mushrooms, sliced

1 cup water

1/4 cup white wine

1/2 tsp. thyme

2 pats French Herb Butter (see recipe) or crème fraîche or butter

Saute the mushrooms in the oil.
Add the water and wine and bring to a boil to reduce a bit.
Turn the heat down to medium; sprinkle in the thyme.
Just before serving, melt the butter into the sauce.

Make it a meal: Serve with a baked potato and steamed zucchini.

Wine: The rest of the white wine used in the recipe. Oops! Gone? Open another.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Potato & Garlic Soup

I thought it was going to be cooler today, so I made soup. This one is full of comfort food goodness. It's smoother and creamier than Este Lauder night creme. Also, I use cauliflower puree to add smooth and creamy without adding fat and calories.

I use potatoes from Maine because my mother and all my aunts are Maine-iacs. They're crazy, too, but that's another story.

Potato & Garlic Soup

4 small potatoes

2 cups chicken broth

1/2 large onion, chopped

3 garlic cloves

cauliflower puree (see recipe)

1 celery stick, chopped

salt & pepper to taste

1 cup half and half

1 tbsp. butter

Put the first 7 ingredients into a crock pot.
Cook on low for 7 hours.
Add half and half--cook for another hour.
Mash mixture with a potato masher and let thicken for another 30 minutes.
Stir in the butter before serving.

Option: Substitute sour cream for butter.

Make it a meal: Serve with Crab Delights (see recipe)

Wine: Chardonnay

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Grilled Zucchini & Tomatoes

It's that time of year when everyone and their cousin has zucchini to give away. This diva accepts it all. I love the long, smooth vegetable. This recipe is fresh, easy, and versitile. (photo by Dano)

Stay tuned over the next few days for zucchini and chocolate chip bread.

Grilled Zucchini & Tomatoes

1 large zucchini, chopped into bite-sized chunks

1-2 tomatoes, diced

olive oil

butter

thyme

parsley

If you are still grilling, throw all of the above ingredients onto a sheet of tinfoil and wrap it up.
I wrap it in a second sheet of tinfoil to prevent burning, because I buy the cheap stuff.

Otherwise, toss it all in a pan and saute for a few minutes until zucchini is cooked.

Options: Add shallots and a splash of white wine

Make it a meal: Serve with grilled burgers or chicken and Super Fast Potatoes (see recipe).

Wine: Sauvignon Blanc with the veggies, Cabernet Sauvignon with the burgers.