Diva Cooking 101

Divas cook gorgeous things that are fabulous enough to share with friends and family. They just don't cook much. Every diva needs a few, easy signature dishes to get by. Are you a diva cook?

Divas cook while listening to Billie Holiday, Muddy Waters, or the Rolling Stones.

Divas cook while sipping Champagne, Chardonnay, or a martini.

Divas cook with a feather boa draped around their shoulders.

While cooking, divas nibble gin-soaked olives or Champagne-saturated strawberries.

Divas cook while wearing an apron that says, "Tomorrow is another Chardonnay."

A diva's favorite breakfast is last night's appetizers.

Divas don't stress over particular amounts in any recipe. Glugs, plops, and handfuls are accurate enough.

Divas can cook with boas because diva recipes do not require many steps. Still, the food is fabulous.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Seafood Chowder

One of the things I love about this recipe is how the fish gets steamed. Make this for your friends to eat on the beach at night around a fire. No skinny dipping! Who am I kidding? Divas love to skinny dip. (photo by VirtualErn)

Seafood Chowder

1 lb. Salmon or your favorite white fish

1 lb. Shrimp, cooked

1 lb. potatoes, diced

5-6 bacon cut into small strips

few thick slices of onion

1 glass of white wine—2 if you're having one yourself

butter—depends (see below)

splash o’ sherry

1 can evaporated milk

Pour a glass of chardonnay, and keep nearby for sipping.
Fry bacon at the bottom of a cooking pot. Drain most of the fat.
Atop the bacon, layer potatoes, then onion, salt & pepper.
Repeat until potatoes and onions are gone.
Add wine and enough water to not quite cover the vegetables.
Place fish over the top, cover, and turn on the stove burner to medium.
Cook until the potatoes are tender and the fish flakes, about 20 minutes after the boil begins.

To the cooked chowder:
Add the can of evaporated milk, put in the butter (skinny people put in a few pats, I put in ½ stick or more), sprinkle pepper over the top to taste. Drizzle a spot of sherry. Swig a spot o’ sherry. Cheers!

When ready to serve:
Drop in cooked shrimp.
Reheat until the butter melts.

Make into a meal: Serve in deep bowls with bread, muffins or biscuits and a salad.

Wine: Chardonnay or a medium-bodied Sauvignon Blanc

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