Diva Cooking 101

Divas cook gorgeous things that are fabulous enough to share with friends and family. They just don't cook much. Every diva needs a few, easy signature dishes to get by. Are you a diva cook?

Divas cook while listening to Billie Holiday, Muddy Waters, or the Rolling Stones.

Divas cook while sipping Champagne, Chardonnay, or a martini.

Divas cook with a feather boa draped around their shoulders.

While cooking, divas nibble gin-soaked olives or Champagne-saturated strawberries.

Divas cook while wearing an apron that says, "Tomorrow is another Chardonnay."

A diva's favorite breakfast is last night's appetizers.

Divas don't stress over particular amounts in any recipe. Glugs, plops, and handfuls are accurate enough.

Divas can cook with boas because diva recipes do not require many steps. Still, the food is fabulous.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Moules Mariniere

Every mussel recipe I find says to debeard the mussels first. I have never found I needed to do this, perhaps since I do not purchase my moules from the pier. I get them from the supermarket or fish store like every other diva who does not live on the coast.

Mussels, or moules for our French divas, offer wondrous variety. I start with a basic recipe and play around from there. Discreet divas can play around. (photo by viZZZual.com)

Moules Mariniere

2 lbs. mussels stored in the refrigerator until needed

1/2 cup dry white wine

1/4 cup chopped shallots

2 cloves minced garlic

1 tablespoon chopped parsley

1 tablespoon thyme

1/2 stick butter

Saute shallots, garlic, and thyme in butter.
Run water over mussels to wash away grit.
Turn heat to high, add mussels and wine and cover the pan.
Steam for 5-6 minutes or until shells are open and meats are not translucent.
Remove from heat and place mussels into a large bowl.
Discard any unopened shells.
Pour broth over mussels.
Serve immediately.
Serve with crusty French bread for mopping up broth.

Options: Use parsley or oregano instead of or with thyme; use vermouth or clam juice instead of white wine, use more garlic (I do); use onions or scallions instead of shallots; add in a bit of Pernod for a sweeter flavor; add a chili pepper for a spicy dish.

Make it a meal: Serve moules as an appetizer for four or a main dish for two. Serve with a side salad in the case of the latter.

Wine: Chardonnay

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