Diva Cooking 101

Divas cook gorgeous things that are fabulous enough to share with friends and family. They just don't cook much. Every diva needs a few, easy signature dishes to get by. Are you a diva cook?

Divas cook while listening to Billie Holiday, Muddy Waters, or the Rolling Stones.

Divas cook while sipping Champagne, Chardonnay, or a martini.

Divas cook with a feather boa draped around their shoulders.

While cooking, divas nibble gin-soaked olives or Champagne-saturated strawberries.

Divas cook while wearing an apron that says, "Tomorrow is another Chardonnay."

A diva's favorite breakfast is last night's appetizers.

Divas don't stress over particular amounts in any recipe. Glugs, plops, and handfuls are accurate enough.

Divas can cook with boas because diva recipes do not require many steps. Still, the food is fabulous.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Rice & Artichoke Salad

I make this with dinner as a side dish, and then I bring it to work for lunch. This is for all the divas out there that can’t get enough artichokes. I love them on everything. The man in my life thinks I cook with too many artichokes. I put them on pizza, I put them on chicken with tomatoes and call it a hash, I add them to salads.

What does he know? He thinks everything tastes better with bacon. He won't eat pizza without meat. He thinks a chili-dog, that’s a hot dog topped with hamburger sauce, is the ultimate lunch.

This dish is full of antioxidants. I adopted it from a health article as part of a diet to cleanse your liver.

Rice & Artichoke Salad

6 oz. long-grain rice

1 glug olive oil for sautéing

1 clove garlic, crushed

1 onion\cooked, finely chopped

2 oz. button mushrooms, sliced

14 oz. canned artichoke hearts, drained

2 Tbsps. parsley, chopped

2 Tbsps. lemon juice

1/4 cup olive oil

1 clove garlic, crushed (sometimes I use 2)

1/2 tsp. sugar

1/2 tsp. French mustard


Cook rice and set aside.
Pour oil into a pan, add garlic and onion; sauté until golden.
Add mushrooms and cook for 2 minutes.
Stir into rice.
Cut artichoke hearts in half and add to rice mixture with parsley.
Put remaining ingredients in jar with tight-fitting lid and shake well.
Pour onto salad and toss.

Make into a meal: It is a meal. This can also be served with grilled chicken and steamed broccoli spears.

Wine: Skip the wine. You’re supposed to be cleansing your liver, dah-ling. Have a glass of Chardonnay tomorrow.

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