Diva Cooking 101

Divas cook gorgeous things that are fabulous enough to share with friends and family. They just don't cook much. Every diva needs a few, easy signature dishes to get by. Are you a diva cook?

Divas cook while listening to Billie Holiday, Muddy Waters, or the Rolling Stones.

Divas cook while sipping Champagne, Chardonnay, or a martini.

Divas cook with a feather boa draped around their shoulders.

While cooking, divas nibble gin-soaked olives or Champagne-saturated strawberries.

Divas cook while wearing an apron that says, "Tomorrow is another Chardonnay."

A diva's favorite breakfast is last night's appetizers.

Divas don't stress over particular amounts in any recipe. Glugs, plops, and handfuls are accurate enough.

Divas can cook with boas because diva recipes do not require many steps. Still, the food is fabulous.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Celery Gratin

I adopted this recipe from a Martha recipe. Mine is a little different. Martha makes you peel the celery. I never heard of such a thing. Busy divas don’t have time to peel something that doesn’t even have a peel!

She also makes you take slices of bread and pulse them in a food processor to make bread crumbs. Mine just calls for, well, bread crumbs. You know, the kind that come in a cardboard tube? Love ‘em.

Martha also makes you divide this all up into 6-oz. ramekins. She sure does like a lot of steps. (Photo by EverJean)

Celery Gratin

6-8 celery stalks, sliced crosswise (I like mine thin)

¾ cup shredded Parmesan or Asiago cheese

½ cup cream

salt & pepper

¼ cup bread crumbs

1 glug of olive oil

In a large, pretty bowl (mine is pink), mix celery, ½ cup cheese, cream, a bit of salt and a dash of pepper.
Place in casserole dish and cover with aluminum foil.
Bake at 400 degrees for 35-40 minutes.
In a smaller, pretty bowl (also pink), mix the breadcrumbs and the last ¼ cup of cheese.
Drizzle with olive oil and mix.
When the celery is done, uncover, sprinkle breadcrumb mixture on top, and bake for another 10 minutes.

Make it a meal: Serve with roasted turkey, cranberry sauce, and roasted potatoes.

Wine: Chardonnay for the celery, Beaujolais for the turkey

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