Diva Cooking 101

Divas cook gorgeous things that are fabulous enough to share with friends and family. They just don't cook much. Every diva needs a few, easy signature dishes to get by. Are you a diva cook?

Divas cook while listening to Billie Holiday, Muddy Waters, or the Rolling Stones.

Divas cook while sipping Champagne, Chardonnay, or a martini.

Divas cook with a feather boa draped around their shoulders.

While cooking, divas nibble gin-soaked olives or Champagne-saturated strawberries.

Divas cook while wearing an apron that says, "Tomorrow is another Chardonnay."

A diva's favorite breakfast is last night's appetizers.

Divas don't stress over particular amounts in any recipe. Glugs, plops, and handfuls are accurate enough.

Divas can cook with boas because diva recipes do not require many steps. Still, the food is fabulous.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Green Apple Bake

You don't have to make this with green apples. I did, because when my mother and a friend went to Italy for two weeks, my father dropped off a dozen green apples and any other produce my mother left behind, saying, "It will just go bad."

(photo by Matt)

Green Apple Bake

Filling

5-6 green apples, diced

3/4 cup sugar

3 Tbs. brown sugar

1 tsp. vanilla extract

1/4 cup hot water

cinnamon to taste

nutmeg to taste

6-7 slices butter

Topping

1 cup flour

1/4 cup sugar

1/4 cup brown sugar

1 tsp. baking powder

1/4 tsp. salt

2 Tbsp. butter

2 eggs

1/4 cup milk

1. In a pretty bowl, combine all filling ingredients except butter and toss to coat.

2. Pour this into a pie dish that has been sprayed with Pam or something.

3. Place butter slices on top.

4. Prepare the topping by mixing it all in another pretty bowl.

5. Mix until smooth and drop on top of the filling as evenly as possible. This will spread as it cooks.

6. Bake at 350 degrees for 30 minutes.

Options: Serve this with with vanilla ice cream or whipped cream. I do both. Too much is almost enough for this diva.

Make it a meal: Serve after a sumptuos meal of Chicken Sausage Pasta with Pesto and Spinach (see recipe)

Wine: Champagne

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